To clarify... by "some people can't code" -- I not only mean the people who, in a literal sense, cannot write or read any programming language and therefore are unable to contribute, but also people like me who are truly awful at it and honestly should, for the sake of sanity in those who can program well, stay well away from anything even vaguely resembling a programming language.
My, er, crowning achievement is an eight-room text adventure *that has no parser* -- it compares entire input strings without attempting to manipulate them. I wrote it in MS QuickBASIC PDS 7.1 on a 486 Toshiba about three or four years ago... mostly to see if I could actually do it. It took me *multiple weeks* to get it completely written and debugged, and it kind of pushed the envelope of what I could do with programming. If anyone actually wants the source code for it, I'll gladly put it up on PasteBin or any other suggested similar place, although I'll warn you, it'll probably give you hives.
So, Mr Kontos *et al.*, what would you have me maintain, other than my distance from any mission-critical chunk of code...? ;)